Liz-
I could not help noticing how you have been trotting out quite a few breast-related puns. In light of this, I think it is high time you named this annoying interloper of yours. Which brings me to...
TOP TEN SUGGESTED NAMES FOR LIZ’S TOP SHELF VISITOR
10. The Hooter Hobo
9. Cousin Tit
8. Boobie McGee
7. Thoroughly Melon Millie
6. My Bosom Buddy
5. Lumpy
4. The Good Tumor Man
3. Jive Mutha Jugger
2. Titty-Cent
1. The Funbag Freeloader
If none of these suits you, please feel free to make up your own.
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Have You Scheduled Your Mammogram??!!
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